MANY moons ago, a beautiful Russian blonde asked me, “Where are you from?
“From a planet many light years away with an advanced civilisation…” I replied softly.
“And how do you know so much about food and wine?” The curvaceous blonde enquired.
“I was sent on a special mission from the planet you know as HIP 13044b but there is no word in your earth language for it. I was instructed to study the feeding habits of the earthlings, their tastes for food, wine, their nutrition and so forth…”
The Russian Blonde, Svetlana’s powder blue eyes opened wide and asked breathlessly, “Anything else?”
“Da..washer dorovia!” I replied, but that is another story…
Here you’ll see a photo of my home in a remote part of the planet HIP 13044b.